YOUR LIFE IS AN EXERCISE IN BALANCE. HOW CLOSE TO ROCK-BOTTOM CAN YOU HOVER WITHOUT EVER ACTUALLY GETTING THERE? THIS IS A QUESTION YOU STRIVE TO ANSWER EVERY DAY AS YOU MAKE YOUR WAY CLUMSILY THROUGH LIFE. IT’S A QUESTION THAT UNDERLINES ALL THE DECISIONS YOU MAKE, BOTH BIG AND SMALL, FROM WHO TO DATE TO HOW TO MANAGE YOUR MEAGER FINANCES TO WHAT POISONOUS SUBSTANCES TO CONSUME. IT’S WHAT KEEPS YOU UP AT NIGHT AND WHAT FEEDS YOUR GENERALIZED ANXIETY DISORDER AS WELL AS YOUR MYRIAD, TROUBLING ADDICTIONS. THIS QUESTION IS REALLY THE ULTIMATE GOAL OF YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
LUCKY FOR YOU, FRAUDULENT LIVING IS HERE TO SHOW YOU THE WAY. THE TRUE WAY. THE WAY OF THE NEUROTIC, SELF-OBSESSED, SUCCESS-AVOIDING LOSER.
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